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Mis-Shapen Lyrics

"They bored you.." instead of "Babe, I want you.." (Ansaphone)

"I'm back and full of it.." (which I think is funnier than the actual lyrics) should really be "I'm back in full effect.." (The Professional)

"Suck at karaoke every weekend.." is actually "Psychic karaoke every weekend.." (The Professional)

"A badly made basement made for two.." is, in fact: "A bargain basement made for two.." (Seconds)

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